Hi, I’m Chelsey Mick and I have to do this.
I’m a non-traditional undergraduate student dual-majoring in Experimental Psychology and Political Science (Pre-Law) at Oregon State University. I bartend on the weekends (see picture). I just bought a fern. I dislike peas, maraschino cherries, and being told what to do. I drive a red car. I own more books than clothing and I believe that fact is indicative of some important quality in my character (maybe I’m bad at fashion. Maybe I steal a lot of books. Who knows?). I perform a very poor Russian accent. I have heard only one rape joke that I found amusing, the rest were in poor taste and I dislike the notion that we use humor to make light of topics that are serious because I fear it leads to our acquiescence to the action in question.